What We Need

My friend Amy did this on her blog and thought it was fun, so decided to do it for us.

How it works: type your name and 'needs' after it in a google search, and list the top 10 results.

1. K needs more people for her to relate to and so she can finally have a friend (yeah, probably).
2. K needs coffee (don't drink it, so I should maybe take the suggestion).
3. K needs to get her head out of her elbow (huh??).
4. K needs you.
5. K needs to cut her hair (Sukanda here I come).
6. K needs to learn that everyone is replaceable.
7. K needs to do something about her top front angly-weird teeth (um, I think my Mayo Clinic orthodontic work is just fine).
8. K needs to move to New York (OK, see ya MD).
9. K needs attention.
10. K needs to quit one of her jobs (No problem... one family on the auction block, takers??).

1. E needs to complete the game.
2. E needs Christine in his life (ummm.... who's Christine?).
3. E needs to come home (he's spending way too much time with this Christine girl).
4. E needs to speedily retract and denounce his earlier comments on the subject.
5. E needs to work (definitely).
6. E needs cable (true... DirecTV is on his last nerve).
7. E needs his woman (that's right... take that Christine!).
8. E needs a girl (nope... #7 answered that).
9. E needs some buddies.
10. E needs to wear hearing aides in both ears (I've always said that he's deaf).

1. e needs a loving new home (this one is horrible).
2. e needs sunglasses NOW!
3. e needs squares (what??).
4. e needs a drink (no... that would be what I need).
5. e needs to break her spell.
6. e needs to paint, paint, paint (perfect for our artistic girl).
7. e needs cancer treatment (thankfully, no).
8. e needs it most (needs what the most?).
9. e needs chun (yeah, I have no idea).
10. e needs a vacation (again, that would be me).

1. KK needs a special venue for musical, theater performances (I would pay money for that).
2. KK needs to face reality.
3. KK needs to stay (put, in one place without running everywhere like a crazy child).
4. KK needs more attention (like you can ignore her).
5. KK needs no one.
6. KK needs more residential high-rises (I'll take a cut of her profits).
7. KK needs to post the trailer on www.mmorpg.com .
8. KK needs one incorporator (I would like to see what kind of business deal she's up to).
9. KK needs curly hair.
10. KK needs no further mention (perfect).